Perri-Air

Perri-Air
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Bottled air. Coming soon to a grocery store near you. Canned Oxygen Could be the Next Bottled Water Hurts…. so…. bad….. Let us try and find the silver lining to this story. I could buy stock in these companies now, while it is cheap. Then you assholes will buy it, like you have never inhaled oxegen before. The stock will go up. I’ll make a lot of money. Buy oxegen you idiots!

As president of Planet Spaceball, I can assure both you and your viewers that there's absolutely no air shortage whatsoever. Yes, of course. I've heard the same rumor myself. Yes, thanks for calling and not reversing the charges. Bye-bye.Shithead.

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